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[20:13:41] <Dwayne> Hey
[20:14:19] <Montague> Of all the people.
[20:14:22] <Montague> How's work?
[20:14:31] <Dwayne> Good enough
[20:14:36] <Dwayne> Yours?
[20:14:54] <Montague> Long days, longer nights. But the job gets done.
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[20:15:09] <Montague> Hey Seth.
[20:15:11] <Dwayne> What is this, Sydney day?
[20:15:16] <Montague> Must be.
[20:15:26] <Seth> It's been ages since I used this...
[20:15:43] <Montague> I've actually never used it.
[20:15:44] <Dwayne> Me too
[20:16:04] <Dwayne> I remember back when we had arguements in here every few nights
[20:16:13] <Dwayne> but my logs musta got deleted
[20:16:20] <Seth> Those were... not fun. :D;
[20:16:52] <Dwayne> Think I deleted them after one with that bitch
[20:17:01] <Montague> I suppose I should be glad I missed out on those.
[20:17:03] <Dwayne> Not Sokaris, the other bitch
[20:17:19] <Dwayne> Hyantha?
[20:17:23] <Dwayne> something
[20:17:25] <Dwayne> fuck her
[20:17:33] <Dwayne> I don't think she's been around for awhile
[20:17:39] <Montague> Probably dead.
[20:17:47] <Dwayne> :)
[20:18:12] <Seth> Maybe I shouldn't be here... this is a bit awkward. :D;;;
[20:18:37] <Dwayne> Naw, you're fine
[20:18:44] <Montague> It's only the end of the world.
[20:19:01] <Dwayne> I used to be your leader, remember?
[20:19:14] <Dwayne> If you can't talk to your old leader, who can ya talk to?
[20:19:26] <Montague> Think back on the good times, back when he wasn't try to blow you up.
[20:19:35] <Montague> *trying
[20:19:35] <Seth> Er, I can talk to people who are actually Seals?
[20:20:05] <Montague> You can talk to whoever you'd like. So long as you don't doublecross me.
[20:20:15] <Montague> I believe the emoticon I'm look for here is :')
[20:20:19] <Seth> Don't worry. :D
[20:21:29] <Seth> And since London was saved, maybe other cities can be saved too~
[20:21:36] <Montague> One can hope.
[20:21:40] <Dwayne> I'm glad there's been no fucking traitors in Sydney
[20:21:41] <Seth> I hope so. I still have a career and such.
[20:21:59] <Dwayne> Everyone sticks with the side fate picked for em
[20:22:02] <Dwayne> except me
[20:22:13] <Montague> Right. Sorry again.
[20:22:14] <Dwayne> because fate didn't like me enough to actually PICK my fate
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[20:22:30] <Seth> I'm sorry, Dwayne.
[20:22:37] <Montague> You could always think of yourself as fate's little bitch.
[20:22:48] <Dwayne> I always have
[20:23:40] <Seth> ...I wonder if my parents would let me hold one more show.
[20:23:43] <Montague> It's a good way to think.
[20:24:44] <Montague> If you do, the rest of us are invited, yes?
[20:25:00] <Seth> Of course! :D
[20:25:17] <Seth> I don't think there are any operas about the end of the world, though...
[20:25:23] <Seth> Maybe they'd let me just sing on my own?
[20:25:27] * Kyan is now known as Sheri
[20:25:33] <Montague> Hey Sheridan.
[20:25:38] <Dwayne> Hey Sher
[20:25:52] <Sheri> Oh, hi everyone~ Monty, Dwayne, Seth~
[20:25:53] <Seth> Hi Sheri~
[20:25:59] <Sheri> wow, it's been a while since I've come in here~
[20:26:01] <Seth> I'm putting on a concert hopefully~!
[20:26:25] <Sheri> We're all definitely coming, right?
[20:26:51] <Seth> Of course <3
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[20:28:03] <Seth> What songs do you think I should sing?
[20:28:14] * Kalle is now known as Kyler
[20:28:23] <Sheri> Whatever you'd like, I think - oh, hello?
[20:28:33] <Dwayne> Hey Kyler
[20:28:39] <Kyler> yeah hi.
[20:28:41] <Dwayne> Nice to see one of mine in for a change :)
[20:28:43] <Montague> Oh, hey Kyler. Any suspicious movements from the tree lately?
[20:28:49] <Kyler> ...shut up.
[20:29:04] <Montague> We just like keeping you on your toes.
[20:29:04] <Seth> I want something themed.
[20:29:10] <Kyler> i'm sure.
[20:29:15] <Montague> The apocalypse isn't a theme?
[20:29:20] <Seth> About victory over crushing odds and saving the world from the brink of destruction~
[20:29:28] <Seth> What songs are like that?
[20:29:35] <Montague> You could always write one.
[20:29:42] <Seth> ...I can't write. D:
[20:29:43] <Seth> Just sing.
[20:30:33] <Montague> If I were a writer instead of an editor I would offer my expertise.
[20:30:40] <Montague> Unfortunately that's not the case.
[20:30:52] <Seth> Thanks for the thought~
[20:31:06] <Sheri> I'm not a writer either, or I'd offer my help too~ but hopefully you'll find songs that work~ <3
[20:31:24] <Dwayne> I can't write for shit.
[20:31:27] <Seth> Maybe I'll just sing Britney Spears. >>;
[20:31:29] <Dwayne> Although if I did
[20:31:32] <Seth> I LIKE HER OKAY
[20:31:36] <Seth> SHE'S CATCHY
[20:31:39] <Dwayne> I think I'd make a nice ditty about Ragnorok
[20:31:49] <Sheri> IT'S OKAY, SETHIE <3
[20:32:07] <Seth> <3
[20:32:09] <Montague> Is that who's been playing that terrible song?
[20:32:17] <Montague> No offense.
[20:32:22] <Seth> ;.;
[20:32:24] <Seth> Yeah.
[20:32:41] <Sheri> That's mean, Monty! The song /is/ catchy~
[20:32:51] <Montague> Too catchy for it's own good.
[20:33:01] <Dwayne> If my powers work outside of Sydney? Britney'd be the first to die. Maybe the second.
[20:33:01] <Seth> OPEN THE SODA POP~ DU-WAP DU-WAP~
[20:33:08] <Montague> I would help, Dwayne.
[20:33:11] <Seth> THE CLOCK IS TICKING AND YOU CAN'T STOP! :D:D
[20:33:29] <Kyler> i don't think they do.
[20:33:36] <Dwayne> Nope, they don't
[20:33:44] <Sheri> Is it stuck in your head, Monty?
[20:33:46] <Dwayne> I had good luck whenever I was out of the city
[20:33:53] <Montague> IT is.
[20:34:04] <Dwayne> I went to my aunt's in perth and actually got some
[20:34:05] <Montague> Nadia may never forgive the two of you.
[20:34:12] <Montague> Wait
[20:34:15] <Montague> Dwayne got some?
[20:34:21] <Dwayne> Yeah I did
[20:34:24] <Dwayne> :)
[20:34:26] <Montague> No wonder the world is ending.
[20:34:28] <Sheri> ....ahahahahaha good thing you don't sing, Monty, it'd be weird to hear you humming
[20:34:32] <Sheri> er
[20:34:32] <Sheri> Britney :D;
[20:34:36] <Dwayne> >:(
[20:34:48] <Seth> I'm not singing too loud, right, guys?
[20:35:02] <Sheri> Yes you are, Sethie, but I don't mind <3
[20:35:10] <Seth> Thanks~ <3
[20:35:14] <Dwayne> I can hear you, and I'm not even near you
[20:35:20] <Dwayne> jk
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[20:36:51] * Iris is now known as Jess
[20:36:55] <Montague> Hey Jess.
[20:36:56] <Dwayne> If I didn't want to follow through on destiny, I'd leave the city
[20:37:02] <Seth> Hi, Jess~
[20:37:03] <Jess> Hi~
[20:37:08] <Seth> open the soda pop~
[20:37:08] <Dwayne> and my luck would stop sucking
[20:37:12] <Montague> To end Britney?
[20:37:12] <Dwayne> :)
[20:37:14] <Montague> Or for the sex?
[20:37:20] <Dwayne> the sex
[20:37:22] <Sheri> Jess~
[20:37:35] <Dwayne> and to not have my toasters blow up
[20:37:36] <Jess> ...gee, the things I walk in on. :')
[20:37:49] <Dwayne> and to actually be able to have a car
[20:37:51] <Seth> Jess, do you mind my singing? >>;
[20:37:59] <Montague> We have plenty of exploding toasters.
[20:38:02] <Montague> But it's for a good cause.
[20:38:03] <Dwayne> and to have my therapists NOT FUCKING DIE
[20:38:12] <Jess> Uh, not the singing so much as the choice in music, but I can deal?
[20:38:20] <Kyler> ...ahahaha
[20:38:35] <Kyler> that really IS quite hopeless
[20:38:40] <Seth> Well, pick another song and I'll try it?
[20:38:56] <Montague> Well, it is /Dwayne/.
[20:38:57] <Montague> :')
[20:39:00] <Jess> hmmm. Know any R.E.M.?
[20:39:10] <Seth> A few songs?
[20:39:14] <Jess> OTHER than "It's The End Of The World As We Know It," I mean/
[20:39:20] <Jess> because godDAMN I'm sick of that one.
[20:39:24] <Seth> ...I should sing that at the concert, though.
[20:39:31] <Seth> I'm having an apocalypse-themed concert.
[20:39:38] <Jess> ...heee.
[20:39:55] <Seth> Okay, okay, let's see if I can do this.
[20:39:56] <Montague> I'm sure there's an opera somewhere about the end of the world.
[20:40:05] * Yuzu|sleep is now known as Nadia
[20:40:17] <Montague> It really /is/ Sydney night.
[20:40:19] <Jess> ...that's impressive. Sounds JUST LIKE the original.
[20:40:19] <Sheri> wow, we're all here, aren't we~ hi Nadia~
[20:40:20] <Montague> Hey Nadia.
[20:40:21] <Dwayne> Hey Kyler, we're getting outnumbered here
[20:40:28] <Nadia> yo.
[20:40:34] <Seth> I try~
[20:40:38] <Kyler> then get some of the other angels IN here, dumbass
[20:40:48] <Montague> Do they finally listen to you?
[20:40:53] <Seth> Oh no I said too much~ I set it up~
[20:41:09] <Dwayne> They should
[20:41:17] <Nadia> Die, livejournal.
[20:41:32] <Kyler> although to tell the truth i barely listen to you NOW
[20:41:35] <Kyler> so.
[20:41:43] <Dwayne> :(
[20:41:51] <Jess> is LJ being fucktarded AGAIN?
[20:42:07] <Nadia> When is it not these days.
[20:42:08] <Montague> Livejournal is a barrier, I assume.
[20:42:10] <Dwayne> Oh I just thought it was my luck with the internet
[20:42:23] <Dwayne> Is it?
[20:42:30] <Jess> Lame. :/
[20:42:34] <Jess> LOLI HAET LJ
[20:42:36] <Seth> No, it's dying on me too. :/
[20:42:41] <Dwayne> I'd tell it to that Lucian guy but he's a fucktard
[20:42:42] <Seth> Maybe I'll play more games...
[20:42:55] <Jess> welllll there's always 4chan to kill time.
[20:43:02] <Nadia> Maybe certain people's presence on LJ is what's fucking it up.
[20:43:16] <Seth> 4chan scares me. D:
[20:43:21] <Seth> ...I like /cm/, though.
[20:43:34] <Nadia> You would.
[20:43:37] <Dwayne> You would
[20:43:44] <Jess> eh, /v/ isn't too scary either. /b/ you gotta watch out for.
[20:43:50] <Jess> And if you value your sanity, don't touch /d/.
[20:44:42] <Seth> I like /v/ too, sometimes.
[20:45:06] <Dwayne> I bet you like /y/ too
[20:45:16] <Montague> Is it wrong that I only use 4chan for /h/?
[20:45:32] <Dwayne> I like /s/
[20:45:34] <Dwayne> :)
[20:45:35] <Seth> Actually, I don't. Hardcore stuff sort of squicks me a little. :/
[20:45:38] <Jess> .../h/, rly. XD
[20:45:41] <Jess> Boys will be boys?
[20:45:59] <Nadia> I think we should all start locking our doors.
[20:46:15] <Montague> Oh yes. I watch you in the shower.
[20:46:21] <Nadia> If someone reads /h/ in the middle of the night and decides to go exploring.
[20:46:24] <Montague> Wait, which emoticon is that one. 8)?
[20:46:27] <Nadia> I thought you watched Kyler in the shower.
[20:46:31] <Kyler> .....
[20:46:37] <Montague> It wasn't a very good show.
[20:46:39] <Sheri> ...
[20:46:46] <Nadia> Shame.
[20:47:00] <Seth> For once I'm glad to be male. :/
[20:47:06] <Montague> Honestly Kyler, I expected the singing to be better.
[20:47:26] <Jess> But Seth, boys don't get pretty dresses! \o/
[20:47:31] <Jess> ....why this matters to ME
[20:47:33] <Jess> i do not know
[20:47:38] <Seth> I get pretty dresses!
[20:47:39] <Jess> seeing as I usually don't wear skirts.
[20:47:42] <Sheri> But pretty dresses \o/
[20:47:48] <Seth> ...not very often, and usually in private, but.
[20:47:55] <Montague> Girls will be girls?
[20:47:57] <Dwayne> That's more than I ever needed to know Seth
[20:48:02] <Dwayne> seriously
[20:48:02] <Nadia> It's not so private when you announce it in a public chatroom.
[20:48:13] <Jess> Only occasionally, Monty. XD
[20:48:23] <Seth> I figure the world's ending, time to take the dresses out of the closet. :/
[20:48:25] <Jess> I think Jen used to worry that I was going to forget how.
[20:48:45] <Dwayne> If I see you in a dress on a barrier? I'm running
[20:48:59] <Seth> I tend to not wear dresses to barriers. :/
[20:49:04] <Nadia> New battle plan.
[20:49:08] <Nadia> Seth in frills.
[20:49:12] <Seth> :D
[20:49:15] <Montague> This is a brilliant plan, Nadia.
[20:49:17] <Jess> XD
[20:49:19] <Dwayne> :(
[20:49:24] <Seth> Like I said, I don't do it very often. I'm not that much of a queen. >>;
[20:49:29] <Jess> I VOLUNTEER TO DO YOUR HAIR.
[20:49:34] <Seth> I HAVE A LOT
[20:49:38] <Dwayne> :( :(
[20:49:39] <Seth> THIS MAY BE A BAD CHOICE, JESS
[20:49:47] <Jess> THAT'S OKAY, MAYBE YOU HAVE ENOUGH FOR ODANGO
[20:49:52] <Nadia> On second thought.
[20:49:55] <Jess> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY THAT OUT.
[20:49:57] <Montague> I'm running out of coffee, brb.
[20:49:58] <Nadia> Montague in frills would be more traumatizing.
[20:50:02] <Montague> Do you want another cup, Nadia?
[20:50:07] <Nadia> Please.
[20:50:08] <Jess> ....ow, Nadia. OW.
[20:50:09] <Montague> On second thought.
[20:50:12] <Sheri> that'll - ahahahaha Monty in frills
[20:50:13] <Nadia> Bring ribbons while you're at it.
[20:50:13] <Montague> You can buy your own coffee.
[20:50:14] <Seth> Let's dress everyone up in frills! :D
[20:50:20] <Kyler> how about NOT
[20:50:22] <Montague> brb
[20:50:31] <Nadia> I think you should be glad you'd look worse than Seth in frills, but that's just me.
[20:50:53] <Nadia> I think Kyler should be frilly at least.
[20:51:05] <Kyler> shit, no. -_-
[20:51:28] <Jess> Someone needs to photoshop Kyler's head onto a dress.
[20:51:32] <Jess> Maybe we can make him into a meme.
[20:51:47] <Dwayne> Milhouse, I mean Kyler is not a meme
[20:51:58] <Seth> I still stand by my 'everyone in frills' policy.
[20:52:05] <Nadia> We're taking the Angels to beauty parlors?
[20:52:06] <Seth> We could make a CALENDAR!
[20:52:13] <Seth> Sydney in frills 1999~
[20:52:24] <Jess> I don't like frills. Simple is sexy. :(
[20:52:29] <Nadia> http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j
[20:52:31] <Nadia> He'd look pretty.
[20:52:35] <Kyler> ...........
[20:52:39] <Nadia> :)
[20:52:40] <Seth> He is pretty!
[20:52:41] <Kyler> what the FUCK.
[20:52:44] <Dwayne> ._.
[20:52:50] <Dwayne> Kyler
[20:52:55] <Dwayne> If I see you in a dress
[20:52:57] <Dwayne> you die
[20:52:59] <Nadia> ... why the hell, did you steal my wings or something.
[20:53:02] <Montague> I'm terribly sorry, but if saving Sydney requires me to shave my legs and wears a dress?
[20:53:02] <Kyler> I DO NOT OWN A DRESS, DWAYNE.
[20:53:04] <Montague> The city can burn.
[20:53:05] <Kyler> OR WINGS.
[20:53:08] <Dwayne> Just sayin
[20:53:28] <Nadia> Don't worry, Monty.
[20:53:30] <Nadia> We'd strap you down for it.
[20:53:34] <Nadia> :)
[20:53:36] <Jess> kinky!
[20:53:42] <Seth> Monty: TIGHTS. <3
[20:53:44] <Montague> I agree with the kink.
[20:53:45] <Seth> No leg shaving!
[20:53:45] <Kyler> more than i needed to know, thanks.
[20:53:51] <Jess> okay, going to /b/ with that Kylerpic brb :)
[20:53:54] <Montague> But you will not get me in a dress.
[20:54:01] <Montague> I own guns.
[20:54:01] <Kyler> -- HEY
[20:54:08] <Nadia> Jess.
[20:54:15] <Jess> Yeeees?
[20:54:21] <Nadia> May I just pledge my eternal devotion and love, right now.
[20:54:39] <Dwayne> I got tossed to the wrong side
[20:54:47] <Dwayne> There's lesbians on the Seal side
[20:54:50] <Dwayne> ._.
[20:54:59] <Montague> Teenage lesbians.
[20:55:00] <Jess> I don't think I swing that way, but okay! <3
[20:55:01] <Nadia> Well, you have Rin.
[20:55:10] <Montague> Why do you think I chose Seal?
[20:55:14] <Seth> Seals = homosexuality? Awesome.
[20:55:24] <Montague> Seth. No.
[20:55:31] <Seth> MONTY ADMIT IT <3
[20:55:34] <Dwayne> FUCK YOU Montague
[20:55:39] <Dwayne> ._.
[20:55:41] <Nadia> I think I need a bagel.
[20:55:42] <Nadia> brb
[20:55:48] <Seth> mmm bagel.
[20:55:51] <Sheri> ...:')
[20:55:59] <Jess> :') indeed!
[20:56:09] <Seth> ...I missed innuendo, didn't I?
[20:56:26] <Montague> I'm just going to sit here and pretend I haven't read anything in the last ten minutes.
[20:56:36] <Jess> ...aw, gee, I don't think /b/ likes you, Kyler
[20:56:41] <Jess> "TITS OR GTFO"
[20:57:27] <Kyler> too bad for them, then
[20:58:41] <Montague> Don't worry, Kyler. I'm sure the man hiding in your tree likes you.
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[20:58:49] <Montague> Otherwise he would have no reason to be there.
[20:58:59] <Kyler> i don't have a tree anymore.
[20:59:52] <Montague> You don't?
[20:59:55] <Montague> That's a shame.
[21:00:00] <Kyler> yeah well.
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[21:01:18] <Montague> They didn't give me half and half. This is a travesty. brb
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[21:01:27] <Seth> The internet hates me.
[21:02:51] <Dwayne> It's not just the internet
[21:03:29] <Seth> ;.;
[21:03:33] <Montague> He lies, it's just the internet.
[21:03:53] <Montague> The girls love you. Who else would braid their hair?
[21:04:01] <Seth> :D
[21:04:12] <Seth> Do you like me, Monty? Or at least tolerate me?
[21:04:25] <Montague> Well I haven't killed you yet.
[21:04:28] <Montague> So that's a plus.
[21:04:32] <Seth> ...Yay!
[21:04:35] <Jess> AW GROUP HUG.
[21:04:36] <Montague> I'm kidding, I like you.
[21:04:44] <Seth> Good~
[21:04:52] <Montague> Yes, let's have a group hug.
[21:04:57] <Montague> While in three different areas of Sydney.
[21:05:03] <Montague> We'll have to reach a little.
[21:05:08] <Seth> GROUP INTERNET HUG.
[21:05:15] <Seth> But my wifi is spazzing, I'll head off.
[21:05:22] <Sheri> Only a little, Monty, really
[21:05:25] <Jess> This is where it would be nice if I had Mr. Fantastic's powers instead of Bishop's.
[21:05:34] <Dwayne> Hey
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[21:05:40] <Dwayne> you guys are missing one
[21:05:46] <Jess> But Bishop was totally more badass, and Reed was as much of a dick as Silver Age Superman, so oh well.
[21:05:48] <Dwayne> where the hell's the kid?
[21:06:01] <Montague> Two actually.
[21:06:04] <Montague> And we don't know.
[21:06:22] <Dwayne> I tried teaching the little fucker how to fight
[21:06:32] <Sheri> ...so why are you telling him that, Monty~ shouldn't we not tell him that kind of stuff?
[21:06:32] <Dwayne> and he's usually on here whenever I am
[21:06:36] <Montague> I showed him how to use a gun.
[21:07:14] <Jess> fgsfds hungry enough to eat an elephant. brb.
[21:07:19] * Jess is now known as Jess[fooding]
[21:07:25] <Montague> Always the lady, she is.
[21:07:52] <Montague> And I don't see the harm in telling him.
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[21:08:32] <Sheri> isn't she? ah, well, as long as she doesn't end up eating an elephant for real~
[21:08:37] * Yuzu is now known as Nadia
[21:08:40] <Montague> If Dwayne doesn't know where he is, it means he didn't kill him.
[21:08:46] <Montague> Which means I don't have to kill Dwayne.
[21:08:48] <Montague> Yet.
[21:08:54] <Nadia> bloody ... thing
[21:09:38] <Dwayne> If I'd killed him
[21:09:39] <Montague> Ah the joys of the internet and it's reliability.
[21:09:43] <Dwayne> I would have told people
[21:09:51] <Montague> Exactly my reasoning.
[21:10:32] <Dwayne> If you get a replacement, I guess you'll know what that means
[21:11:06] <Montague> I suppose. But I'm not going to rely on fate replacing everyone.
[21:11:37] <Dwayne> It's replaced everyone so far
[21:11:40] <Kyler> well considering that the end is coming ANYWAY there's really no use in replacements at this point
[21:12:05] <Kyler> it's just fuckin' ridiculous.
[21:12:06] <Dwayne> I think it'll keep replacin people until the year 2000
[21:12:07] <Nadia> So if a stalker in a tree should accidentally kill someone, you'd be screwed.
[21:12:18] <Kyler> .... i don't have a tree anymore.
[21:12:19] <Montague> Oh, did you hear?
[21:12:23] <Montague> He doe- yes.
[21:12:28] <Nadia> Oh really.
[21:12:35] <Kyler> yeah, really.
[21:12:39] <Nadia> It's a good thing I just need to grab a cloud, then.
[21:12:46] <Dwayne> I think you guys scared him shitless
[21:12:48] <Kyler> ...... you're fuckin' kidding me.
[21:12:59] <Dwayne> I'd have just made the tree fall over if anyone was in mine
[21:13:02] <Montague> Let's not forget the part where I'm invisible.
[21:13:03] <Kyler> damnit why do i not have my good knife
[21:13:05] <Dwayne> :)
[21:13:05] <Nadia> Mission accomplished.
[21:13:18] <Nadia> hey monty
[21:13:22] <Nadia> I've been meaning to ask
[21:13:31] <Nadia> Can you extend that invisibility thing to other objects?
[21:13:48] <Montague> Of course.
[21:14:10] <Montague> I don't walk around naked when I'm invisible.
[21:14:12] <Nadia> So really.
[21:14:15] <Montague> That would just be awkward.
[21:14:16] <Nadia> We could be in his room right now.
[21:14:19] <Nadia> Without him knowing.
[21:14:20] <Montague> We could.
[21:14:22] <Kyler> WHAT
[21:14:39] <Montague> Those are very nice pants, Kyler. Where'd you buy them?
[21:14:46] <Dwayne> If you managed to get into his house without him noticing
[21:14:52] <Dwayne> Just kill the fucker now
[21:14:54] <Nadia> We flew in a window.
[21:15:01] <Nadia> Hey hey
[21:15:03] <Montague> We all remember Sokaris.
[21:15:04] <Dwayne> I don't need anyone who can't defend their own house
[21:15:24] <Dwayne> I should get around to killing Rin for that
[21:15:24] <Kyler> i hate you all, you know that?
[21:15:27] <Nadia> Or maybe we're having bagels in your kitchen, Dwayne.
[21:15:38] <Dwayne> Nope
[21:15:40] <Nadia> you wouldn't need yourself then, would you?
[21:15:40] <Kyler> makes me wish it were the end NOW
[21:15:42] <Dwayne> We're out of bagels
[21:15:51] <Nadia> I just bought some.
[21:15:52] <Montague> Can't imagine why. :')
[21:15:58] <Dwayne> I ate the last of them twenty minutes ago
[21:16:15] <Dwayne> Michele needs to fucking get some more food
[21:16:35] <Nadia> ew, you live with that loser?
[21:16:36] <Montague> I believe there are more important things Michele needs to do first.
[21:16:39] <Montague> Like die a painful death.
[21:16:49] <Dwayne> Free board
[21:16:53] <Dwayne> :)
[21:17:00] <Dwayne> Hey
[21:17:07] <Dwayne> Sokaris destroyed my house
[21:17:14] <Dwayne> I have no place of my own
[21:17:21] <Nadia> Sobstory.
[21:17:47] <Dwayne> Yeah, well it's better than the closet they were going to put me in
[21:18:06] <Kyler> hey, that plan was class and you know it
[21:18:07] <Montague> If they'd put you in a closet I'd have killed them.
[21:18:20] <Montague> Some people need to learn to respect their chosen leader.
[21:19:16] <Nadia> ... err
[21:20:33] <Montague> If the Angels can't respect their Gemini, I don't think it's a very fair fight for Dwayne.
[21:21:34] <Kyler> we still get the goddamn job done, don't we?
[21:22:14] <Dwayne> I could fight the war by myself if I wanted
[21:22:16] <Dwayne> :)
[21:22:33] <Dwayne> I'm the most powerful Angel there is
[21:22:54] <Kyler> but the fact that you still need US to do the planning shows how utterly braindead you can be when it comes to leading
[21:22:55] <Nadia> Please.
[21:22:57] <Dwayne> isn't that right, knife-boy?
[21:23:03] <Kyler> no.
[21:23:11] <Nadia> Say that to Lucian and that Chinese psycho.
[21:23:13] <Dwayne> Your opinion doesn't count
[21:23:23] <Dwayne> I would
[21:23:45] <Montague> What did that little girl in London do?
[21:23:45] <Dwayne> I've taken down more buildingsby myself than they ever have
[21:23:47] <Montague> Aside from dying?
[21:24:07] <Nadia> Okay dear.
[21:24:13] <Nadia> ... I don't know.
[21:24:15] <Dwayne> Fuck, the thing I'm BEST AT is bnringing down buildings
[21:24:26] <Nadia> Sure you are.
[21:24:39] <Dwayne> I brought down the bridge didn't I?
[21:24:39] <Nadia> She went to Beijing?
[21:24:41] <Dwayne> :)
[21:24:46] <Nadia> I didn't pay much attention to London.
[21:24:51] <Nadia> It was already half destroyed.
[21:25:09] <Dwayne> Yeah, well I helped tear some of it up the first time too
[21:25:28] <Nadia> Sure you did.
[21:25:35] <Dwayne> and that was when I was a Seal
[21:25:58] <Montague> Nadia, don't mock the Gemini.
[21:25:59] <Dwayne> Bitch, the only way I can attack is to bring stuff down around people
[21:26:11] <Nadia> Yes. You are all powerful. Blablah. Can we get on with the conversation now?
[21:26:12] <Dwayne> or from under people
[21:26:21] <Dwayne> sure
[21:27:30] <Montague> So how's that local sports team?
[21:28:09] <Dwayne> Didn't we blow up the local are- no we didn't
[21:28:10] <Kyler> i don't care for sports.
[21:28:18] <Dwayne> fuck, I'll have to do that
[21:28:31] <Dwayne> It would've gone down at Ragnorok
[21:28:37] <Dwayne> but that was fake
[21:28:45] <Dwayne> my best idea too
[21:28:48] <Dwayne> :(
[21:28:54] * Jess[fooding] is now known as Jess
[21:28:56] <Nadia> Misspelled and all.
[21:29:01] <Dwayne> Woulda been fun to end the whole thing right there
[21:29:13] <Kyler> yeah, well, it DIDN'T
[21:29:15] <Nadia> hi Jess
[21:29:19] <Jess> okay, if the world goes, I will totally MOURN for that Chinese restaurant two blocks down.
[21:29:24] <Jess> except for the part where I'm too dead to.
[21:29:35] <Jess> But damn, that's some awesome mongolian beef.
[21:29:37] <Jess> HI.
[21:29:48] <Montague> Mongolian beef?
[21:30:03] <Montague> They got a chinese restuarant, we got a coffee shop. This is hardly fair, Nadia.
[21:30:20] <Nadia> Maybe we should relocate.
[21:30:21] <Jess> And who assigned everybody to where they are now?
[21:30:24] <Jess> OH that's right. :')
[21:30:37] <Dwayne> Assigned, what?
[21:30:42] <Montague> Nothing.
[21:31:01] <Dwayne> : ...
[21:31:09] <Dwayne> where the fuck is that button?
[21:31:19] <Montague> I did it at random. Had I taken into account restaurants with excellent Mongolian Beef, I would have placed us differently.
[21:31:22] <Dwayne> that horizonial line?
[21:31:22] <Nadia> There's this thing called copy and paste.
[21:31:31] <Dwayne> er
[21:31:35] <Dwayne> vertical
[21:31:40] <Dwayne> oh
[21:31:41] <Nadia> Nice.
[21:31:42] <Dwayne> :|
[21:31:44] <Dwayne> THERE
[21:31:56] <Nadia> What a good boy. Does Dwayne want a cookie?
[21:32:04] <Dwayne> Ha ha
[21:32:09] <Dwayne> Fuck you
[21:32:31] <Sheri> So mean~
[21:32:42] <Montague> Nadia what have I told you about mocking the Gemini?
[21:32:49] <Nadia> Not to do it?
[21:32:50] <Jess> Hey, why turn down a perfectly good cookie?
[21:32:54] <Montague> Yes.
[21:32:56] <Jess> I mean, what if it's PEANUT BUTTER?
[21:32:56] <Jess> <3
[21:33:04] <Nadia> It's too hard not to.
[21:33:05] <Dwayne> Peanuts kill me
[21:33:09] <Nadia> He leaves himself wide open.
[21:33:10] <Nadia> Sorry.
[21:33:10] <Nadia> Oh.
[21:33:13] <Nadia> It's not peanut butter.
[21:33:14] <Nadia> Promise.
[21:33:27] <Montague> Note to self: Bring peanuts to the next barrier destruction.
[21:33:32] <Dwayne> FUCK
[21:33:39] <Dwayne> I'm going to stop talking now
[21:33:40] <Jess> omg no peanuts? that must SUCK.
[21:33:41] <Dwayne> ._.
[21:34:23] <Dwayne> It does
[21:34:27] <Jess> now I want peanut butter. :/
[21:34:32] <Montague> I don't think I would be able to live a full life without peanut butter.
[21:34:40] <Jess> Chinese is awesome, but a fortune cookie does not a real dessert make.
[21:35:08] <Nadia> I want tempura ice cream.
[21:35:22] <Montague> I'm sure you could always leave Seth on watch while you go to the house for something.
[21:35:22] <Jess> .......that sounds awesome.
[21:35:28] <Jess> tempura ice cream, holy shit
[21:35:32] <Nadia> It is awesome.
[21:35:35] <Montague> You're all making me want something sweet.
[21:35:38] <Jess> and YES I bet I could do that, huh~
[21:35:47] <Dwayne> YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING THE BARRIERS
[21:35:50] <Nadia> wow, I didn't read that right.
[21:35:50] <Jess> I wonder if he'd be willing to hold it down long enough for me to MAKE something
[21:35:55] <Dwayne> Jokes on you
[21:36:02] <Dwayne> we're doing jack squat right now
[21:36:05] <Dwayne> :)
[21:36:18] <Jess> I mean, if I brought back fresh cookies for him, that's totally worth waiting for, right?
[21:36:28] <Montague> I'm sure Seth would appreciate it.
[21:36:29] <Dwayne> Except Michele's on his way to blow up one of those barriers
[21:36:42] <Nadia> When is Michele not?
[21:36:57] <Dwayne> Tuesdays
[21:37:32] <Nadia> Is that's when he's hitting on everyone but his wife?
[21:37:42] <Dwayne> Probably
[21:37:53] <Jess> :')
[21:38:05] <Montague> I hope he's not hitting on any of you.
[21:38:14] <Montague> I don't believe any of you are legal with the exception of Sheridan.
[21:38:17] <Nadia> I think he's hitting on Jess' sister.
[21:38:22] <Montague> I believe that's worse.
[21:38:31] <Nadia> At least she's like... old.
[21:38:37] <Nadia> You know. Your age.
[21:38:42] <Montague> I am not old.
[21:38:45] <Sheri> Monty. What did I tell you about using Sheridan? <3
[21:39:15] <Nadia> Insert line about mental age here.
[21:39:22] <Montague> It's habit, I apologize.
[21:40:13] <Sheri> Mmrm, alright, I'll forgive you this time~
[21:41:19] <Montague> I'll make a better effort to call you by your nickname.
[21:41:38] <Nadia> oh
[21:41:47] <Nadia> So you were talking about her name.
[21:42:00] <Montague> And she talks about /my/ mental age.
[21:42:40] <Nadia> At least I am only sixteen.
[21:43:06] <Montague> You're nearly an adult.
[21:43:14] <Sheri> ...she's sixteen.
[21:43:15] <Nadia> Lies. Lies and slander.
[21:43:30] <Dwayne> She's legal by NSW law
[21:43:33] <Dwayne> :)
[21:43:56] <Dwayne> stupid pedos getting the legal age lowered
[21:43:58] <Sheri> Is she now.
[21:44:24] <Nadia> I don't want to know how he's so informed.
[21:44:29] <Jess> XD
[21:44:33] <Dwayne> ._.
[21:44:36] <Sheri> ...neither do I XD
[21:44:49] <Dwayne> I keep up on laws and stuff in MY OWN COUNTRY
[21:44:51] <Montague> With his luck, I vote he was molested as a child.
[21:44:58] <Jess> ew.
[21:45:14] <Montague> Dwayne, point on the doll where the man in the white van touched you?
[21:45:19] <Dwayne> Yeah yeah, insult a man's dead family
[21:45:20] <Nadia> ew, but then I'd be inclined to feel sorry for him.
[21:45:41] <Montague> If it's any consulation, my family must think I'm dead.
[21:45:42] <Dwayne> I was never molested
[21:46:07] <Nadia> okay so
[21:46:12] <Jess> I dunno, though, 16 doesn't seem bad to me? I mean, I'd HOPE by then anyone would be smart enough to go "EW NO" if it was pushing the bounds of not-wrongness or whatever.
[21:46:36] <Nadia> oh this is fun
[21:46:45] <Nadia> it's like dead relative society
[21:46:46] <Montague> Maybe, but some seem smarter than others.
[21:47:04] <Montague> The apocalypse brings together orphans.
[21:49:31] <Kyler> i could care less about my upbringing, really.
[21:49:36] <Montague> So what taboo topic haven't we covered?
[21:49:43] <Dwayne> Religion
[21:49:46] <Dwayne> Politics
[21:49:54] <Kyler> abortion?
[21:49:55] <Nadia> Gemini/Kamui relationships.
[21:49:59] <Dwayne> ...
[21:50:00] <Montague> Nadia.
[21:50:05] <Nadia> <3
[21:50:06] <Jess> .... :')
[21:50:18] <Dwayne> NOT GAY
[21:50:27] <Montague> And the idea that Dwayne would top me is absolutely ridiculous.
[21:50:31] <Dwayne> PLEASE STOP SAYING I AM
[21:50:38] <Dwayne> ew
[21:50:40] <Dwayne> EW
[21:50:47] <Dwayne> .___.
[21:51:05] <Jess> Dwayne would totally be the uke.
[21:51:08] <Jess> the angry, angry uke.
[21:51:11] <Nadia> If this is the case we'd have fucked up in NYC, incest in Beijing, pedophilia in London and homosexuals in Sydney.
[21:51:22] <Nadia> Let's just not get into Rome.
[21:51:42] <Montague> I believe those in Rome were involved.
[21:51:46] <Montague> As are the two in NYC.
[21:51:51] <Nadia> Married. Some shit like that.
[21:52:00] <Dwayne> Bene was cool
[21:52:10] <Dwayne> His wife was a total bitch
[21:52:33] <Dwayne> I offered to kill Michele for Bene too
[21:52:40] <Dwayne> I should get to that eventually
[21:52:44] <Nadia> Can't say I was much around for him, but sure
[21:52:49] <Dwayne> I think I'm getting lazy in my old age
[21:52:54] <Kyler> i bet they died messily
[21:53:18] <Montague> I could help you with that Michele issue, if you'd like.
[21:53:35] <Dwayne> I need him for a bit longer
[21:53:51] <Dwayne> Might dump him into Sydney harbor before the last barrier though
[21:53:53] <Montague> The Kamui and Gemini that kill together, stay together.
[21:53:59] <Dwayne> ew
[21:54:01] <Dwayne> EW
[21:54:13] <Dwayne> I JUST SAID I WASN'T GAY RIGHT?
[21:54:28] <Nadia> you know. For someone who's not gay, you sure do protest it a whole lot.
[21:54:38] <Dwayne> BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY
[21:54:40] <Montague> I was going to say the same.
[21:54:42] <Nadia> I mean. A little too much.
[21:54:49] <Jess> capslock of raaaaaaage
[21:54:58] <Dwayne> ._.
[21:55:00] <Sheri> We know you're gay, Dwayne, it's okay.
[21:55:02] <Jess> CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR GAY?
[21:55:17] <Nadia> What did that just make you, Jess?
[21:55:19] <Dwayne> .____.
[21:56:18] <Jess> You can't talk about capslock without using it.
[21:56:20] <Jess> Internet law.
[21:56:29] <Montague> I can talk about capslock without using it.
[21:56:32] <Nadia> You just did though.
[21:56:41] <Nadia> Montague can divide by 0?
[21:56:42] <Sheri> Monty is speshul.
[21:56:50] <Jess> O SHI--
[21:56:53] <Montague> Yes, I'm a time paradox.
[21:56:59] <Montague> That's my actual power.
[21:57:06] <Montague> The invisibility was just a side effect.
[21:57:22] <Nadia> Neat
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[21:57:58] <Jess> Can you also charge your lasers?
[21:57:59] * kare-demosu is now known as Emerson
[21:58:00] <Jess> Summon Zerg rush?
[21:58:21] <Montague> Isn't Zerg that villian from Toy Story?
[21:58:22] <Emerson> wow, there are actually people this time!
[21:58:23] <Jess> camoflage a la covercat?
[21:58:24] <Montague> The one Buzz fought.
[21:58:26] <Dwayne> what the fuck's a zerg rush?
[21:59:03] <Nadia> hi person
[21:59:06] <Jess> lurk more, Dwayne.
[21:59:09] <Emerson> Hello~
[21:59:49] <Nadia> That's kind of like saying "Oh, so that's why Ikea is blue and yellow!"
[22:00:24] <Montague> What about Ikea?
[22:00:41] <Nadia> That it's Swedish.
[22:00:49] <Dwayne> I don't buy things I have to put together myself
[22:00:53] <Montague> That's why it's blue and yellow?
[22:00:57] <Emerson> god, I hope Dad doesn't come home early. >_> It took me forever to sneak on here
[22:01:00] <Nadia> Funny.
[22:01:04] <Emerson> see if anyone from london still used this thing
[22:01:13] <Montague> Oh, are you from London?
[22:01:17] <Emerson> Yep!
[22:01:18] <Dwayne> LONDONER
[22:01:19] <Jess> I think London's all in the hospital or getting drunk or something,a ren't they?
[22:01:21] <Montague> Congratulations.
[22:01:22] <Dwayne> Lynch her!
[22:01:25] <Nadia> I thought so.
[22:01:31] <Nadia> Lynch you.
[22:01:32] <Emerson> omg no lynching DX
[22:01:33] <Jess> stfu dwayne.
[22:01:40] <Dwayne> ._.
[22:01:45] <Emerson> i still have to live to get drunk at new year's~
[22:02:01] <Dwayne> Why wait?
[22:02:13] <Emerson> because I am kind of in trouble here
[22:02:21] <Nadia> oh?
[22:02:32] <Emerson> though I must say, BEST GUY FAWKES NIGHT EVER \o/
[22:02:49] <Emerson> salvation AND blowing up things!
[22:02:53] <Dwayne> Gunpowder treason, blah blah blah
[22:03:17] <Emerson> like you have any awesome holidays.
[22:03:21] <Nadia> ... uh, are you a leftover Angel or do you just like stuff that goes boom?
[22:03:27] <Dwayne> you could have picked another day that wasn't popular for saving your fucking city
[22:03:32] <Emerson> Nah, I'm on neither side~
[22:03:40] <Dwayne> so you could have an extra holiday
[22:03:41] <Nadia> oh
[22:03:47] <Nadia> So what did you blow up?
[22:03:56] <Emerson> .... my brother's bed :D;;
[22:04:00] <Nadia> ...
[22:04:08] <Dwayne> My sister did that to me once
[22:04:10] <Nadia> Say.
[22:04:14] <Nadia> That's a good idea.
[22:04:14] <Jess> ...that's awesome.
[22:04:18] <Jess> I've never blown up a bed.
[22:04:26] <Dwayne> While I was in it
[22:04:28] <Jess> I trashed the dishwasher by accident once, though.
[22:04:33] <Emerson> Dad didn't think so, though. SO now I'm grounded for a month.
[22:04:35] <Dwayne> she was a bitch, but I loved her ._.
[22:04:38] <Emerson> pity, there was still another bed.
[22:04:51] <Nadia> Monty, take Jess to see Kyler to blow up his bed.
[22:05:16] <Kyler> uhhh how about no
[22:05:21] <Montague> I'm going to take the highroad here.
[22:06:21] <Emerson> buuut anyway how are the rest of you folks? :3
[22:06:48] <Dwayne> Good
[22:06:58] <Dwayne> I'm seein if we have any nukes here
[22:07:08] <Dwayne> so I can try to launch one at London
[22:07:23] <Dwayne> and win two cities
[22:07:42] <Jess> You say that like you're going to win ONE.
[22:07:47] <Dwayne> it's why you don't trust the destruction of a city to a kid under the age of 15
[22:08:14] <Dwayne> I think i am
[22:08:18] <Dwayne> :)
[22:08:18] <Emerson> Hey, what did WE ever do to YOU?
[22:08:23] <Dwayne> You lived
[22:08:32] <Emerson> So? I like living. DX
[22:08:49] <Dwayne> It's my job to make sure you don't
[22:08:51] <Dwayne> sorry
[22:08:53] <Nadia> ... why don't people just kill the Geminis in infancy?
[22:09:07] <Dwayne> My parents were too attached to me
[22:09:10] <Dwayne> :)
[22:09:12] <Sheri> Deal with your own city first, Dwayne dear. <3
[22:09:29] <Dwayne> Hey, once I deal with this one, I'm dead too
[22:09:37] <Emerson> Are ALL the bad guys in Sydney like this?
[22:09:39] <Dwayne> I won't have a chance to kill London too
[22:09:39] <Nadia> exactly
[22:09:49] <Nadia> No, this one was just dropped on the head a lot.
[22:09:51] <Nadia> And other parts.
[22:09:55] <Emerson> Ah~ I see.
[22:09:56] <Dwayne> >:(
[22:10:16] <Montague> Nadia.
[22:10:24] <Montague> How many times do I have to tell you?
[22:10:35] <Nadia> -_-
[22:10:57] <Montague> Simply by existing Dwayne is making fun of himself. He doesn't need anyone adding to his suffering.
[22:11:01] <Dwayne> If Monty were an Angel
[22:11:05] <Dwayne> he'd feel the same way
[22:11:06] <Emerson> Not even me?
[22:11:30] <Emerson> I mean, I think I deserve it. He dissed our country. :(
[22:11:41] <Nadia> Maybe he doesn't, but it's important for my sanity.
[22:11:44] <Dwayne> You sent all your prisoners here
[22:11:57] <Dwayne> It's your fault one of them wants to nuke you
[22:12:10] <Emerson> ...you weren't even BORN then, were you?
[22:12:23] <Dwayne> My ancestors were
[22:12:39] <Dwayne> My ancestors were some of the prisoners
[22:12:52] <Nadia> Are you sure your ancestors weren't of the rabbits they brought?
[22:13:01] <Dwayne> Pretty fuckin sure
[22:13:04] <Nadia> Because I see a family resemblance.
[22:13:07] <Emerson> maybe it was a potato.
[22:14:19] <Dwayne> ._.
[22:14:26] <Jess> ...french fries!
[22:14:47] <Emerson> hooray french fries~ -- crap now I'm hungry
[22:14:57] <Montague> If anyone makes a joke about eating Dwayne I may have to hurt them.
[22:15:05] <Montague> I don't need that v-- Too late.
[22:15:14] <Emerson> ...
[22:15:15] <Dwayne> .____.
[22:15:17] <Nadia> Insert joke about eating Dwayne here.
[22:15:25] <Nadia> I still want tempura ice cream.
[22:15:30] <Dwayne> I'm sure YOU want to
[22:15:33] <Montague> I still want Mongolian Beef.
[22:15:36] <Dwayne> ;)
[22:15:38] <Kyler> ... i need a bottle of jack daniels.
[22:15:43] <Jess> I still want to go home and make peanut butter cookies.
[22:15:55] <Emerson> I want chicken fried rice. ;_;
[22:16:01] <Nadia> Oh yes, Dwayne. I want you. I need you.
[22:16:11] <Dwayne> ;)
[22:16:16] <Dwayne> ;) ;) ;)
[22:16:20] <Nadia> ... okay, I'm going to go leave now before I gag.
[22:16:26] <Montague> Nadia, please, if you must touch him in a sexual manner, promise me you won't be switching sides.
[22:16:28] <Kyler> ...fuck that face is creepy when you do it
[22:16:29] <Sheri> ...XD
[22:16:37] <Kyler> don't make me bludgeon you with my bottle
[22:17:15] <Montague> I think I may head home to find food that isn't muffins and coffee.
[22:17:20] <Nadia> The closest I'd get to touching him sexually would be breaking a bottle in his crotch. No worries there.
[22:17:30] <Dwayne> :(
[22:17:43] <Dwayne> It doesn't hurt as much as you'd think
[22:17:52] <Montague> I don't know.
[22:17:59] <Nadia> If I stab you with it after it was broken, it would.
[22:18:00] <Montague> I wouldn't want a bottle in my crotch.
[22:18:01] <Jess> If we both head home at the same time, I could bring you back Mongolian beef?
[22:18:04] <Kyler> ...dwayne how the hell do you know this ALREADY
[22:18:09] <Montague> Would you?
[22:18:12] <Dwayne> Kyler
[22:18:16] <Jess> Sure.
[22:18:17] <Dwayne> I have bad luck with women
[22:18:22] <Montague> You're a goddess.
[22:18:24] <Jess> .....no comment on bottles in crotches, wow.
[22:18:27] <Jess> ^.~
[22:18:29] <Nadia> You mean you have any luck with them at all?
[22:18:30] <Jess> I try!
[22:18:37] <Dwayne> I had luck with em
[22:18:40] <Dwayne> in Perth
[22:18:45] <Dwayne> as sucky as that place is
[22:18:52] <Kyler> it's a small wonder you haven't been fuckin' castrated yet, by this point
[22:19:26] <Montague> Nadia, if I head back to the house do you want me to bring you anything?
[22:19:28] <Dwayne> I might do it to you if you don't shut the fuck up
[22:19:30] <Dwayne> :)
[22:19:49] <Nadia> ... well. Ice cream. But I was going to go myself, but fiine.
[22:19:58] <Nadia> Actually.
[22:20:04] <Nadia> Can I leave first?
[22:20:07] <Montague> Go for it.
[22:20:16] <Nadia> I'll be back in 40 minutes, tops.
[22:20:33] * Nadia has left #endoftheworld.
[22:20:37] * Nadia is now known as Yuzu|sleep
[22:21:32] <Montague> It seems I have 40 minutes to kill now.
[22:21:37] * Seth (emaillol@161F67C4.44D1D13B.A31E82ED.IP)
[22:21:42] <Jess> I'll wait to go back home too, then.
[22:21:47] <Montague> And Seth returns.
[22:21:51] <Seth> Wifi is finally working!
[22:21:54] * Yuzu|sleep is now known as Jennifer
[22:21:55] <Jess> Because bringing food back for you would be stupid if it's going to sit and get cold for forty minutes.
[22:22:08] <Jess> aaaand then I go back, make cookies, and come back here.
[22:22:13] <Seth> Cookies? :D
[22:22:16] <Jess> AND ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD. \o/
[22:22:27] <Jennifer> Who're you making cookies for?
[22:22:28] <Emerson> it's too late at night to order anything here, maybe I'll pillage the cupboards
[22:22:29] <Jess> Yeah. You're willing to hold things down for an hour if you get cookies, right?
[22:22:35] <Jess> Hi Jen~
[22:22:43] <Jennifer> Hi Jess. xD
[22:22:55] <Jess> I'm making them for me, mostly? XD
[22:22:59] <Seth> I'm willing to do a lot for cookies.
[22:23:07] <Montague> I'll be taking some of those with me when I leave.
[22:23:12] <Jess> That's fine too!
[22:23:53] <Seth> Mmm cookies <3
[22:24:15] * Jennifer is now known as Yuzu|sleep
[22:26:55] <Emerson> aaaand that would be Dad coming back upstairs now gotta run bye now!
[22:26:57] * Emerson Quit (Quit: )
[22:28:19] <Montague> Oh look, the internet has died.
[22:28:35] <Montague> I'm going to take this moment to blame the Angels.
[22:28:44] <Kyler> what i was drinking
[22:28:47] <Jess> FISTSHAKE, ANGELS.
[22:29:07] <Kyler> ...why the hell is there a -- oh, fuck you all too.
[22:29:17] <Montague> Hm?
[22:29:30] <Kyler> ice cream carton on my fucking window
[22:29:40] <Jess> :')
[22:29:42] <Montague> I think this calls for a
[22:29:43] <Montague> :')
[22:29:49] <Jess> Great minds think alike?
[22:29:56] <Montague> Apparently so.
[22:30:03] <Kyler> and I think THIS calls for a t(-___-t)
[22:30:12] <Jess> <(^^ <)
[22:30:16] <Jess> <( ^.^ )>
[22:30:21] <Jess> (> ^^)>
[22:30:28] <Montague> These faces are beyond my knowledge of emoticons.
[22:30:32] <Jess> Kirby dance.
[22:30:34] <Dwayne> What
[22:30:35] <Dwayne> What
[22:30:43] <Dwayne> I didn't kill the internet
[22:30:51] <Jess> Monty, if the world doesn't end, we are going to sit down and play a Kirby game. Then all will make sense to you.
[22:31:20] <Seth> Oh, I missed stuff.
[22:31:28] <Seth> ...I want to be playing FFVII. Again.
[22:31:44] <Dwayne> I miss gameboy
[22:31:48] <Dwayne> :(
[22:31:57] <Montague> Kirby?
[22:32:03] <Dwayne> Mine broke, then my sister's broke, and now i have no video games
[22:32:08] <Montague> The pink thing?
[22:32:10] <Seth> I think I missed a secret character because I keep seeing pictures of this guy in a red coat with guns?
[22:32:13] <Jess> Yes. The pink thing.
[22:32:19] <Jess> ....SETH, YOU DIDN'T GET VINCENT?
[22:32:20] <Montague> Ah.
[22:32:23] <Seth> ...No?
[22:32:44] <Jess> He's like. Mr. Emo Vampire with guns who turns into giant monsters that will eat your face!
[22:32:46] <Montague> Did you at least get Yuffie?
[22:33:05] <Seth> I got Yuffie. By accident, really.
[22:33:21] <Seth> I don't like Vincent's name. D: I would've renamed him Mr. Emo Vampire.
[22:33:45] <Jess> I, uh. Renamed Tifa "36DD" once.
[22:33:51] <Jess> And Barret was Mr. T.
[22:34:19] <Seth> XD
[22:34:30] <Montague> Jess, where exactly have you been all my life?
[22:34:31] <Seth> ...I should name all the characters after Seals!
[22:34:41] <Seth> I call Aerith.
[22:34:54] <Dwayne> Doesn't she die or some shit?
[22:35:12] <Seth> ...Good point!
[22:35:22] <Jess> RIGHT HERE, Monty. You weren't looking in the right places, apparently. XD
[22:35:23] <Seth> Aerith ;.;
[22:35:26] <Dwayne> Aerith should be Max
[22:35:35] <Dwayne> :)
[22:36:16] <Jess> ...I won't ask who that makes Cloud.
[22:36:38] <Dwayne> Sheri
[22:36:52] <Sheri> Shut up~ <3
[22:36:54] <Seth> ...I do kinda look like the pics of Mr. Emo I'm finding.
[22:36:59] <Seth> Can I be a vampire? :D:D
[22:37:10] <Jess> I don't think Sheri could lift that sword.
[22:37:25] <Sheri> I don't think so either. ...no normal human can lift that sword.
[22:37:43] <Jess> and yet he just waves it around like it's a piece of paper or something.
[22:37:52] <Montague> It's not like any of us are normal, when you think about it.
[22:38:21] <Sheri> But we don't superhuman powers, which Cloud apparently does.
[22:38:24] <Sheri> don't have*
[22:38:28] <Seth> The power to lift really heavy swords I think would be useless in a lot of situations.
[22:38:39] <Seth> ...I have supernatural powers. >>;
[22:39:02] <Dwayne> I have superhuman power
[22:39:20] <Sheri> All of us do, but not that kind of power needed to lift that huge sword~
[22:39:35] <Jess> I could blow it into smaller, more easily liftable pieces?
[22:40:04] <Montague> I could make it vanish.
[22:40:23] <Seth> I could... sing at it!
[22:40:26] <Seth> Lalala~
[22:40:39] <Kyler> ... i could dream about how it's going to cut someone in fuckin' two
[22:44:52] <Seth> So, we need a topic for discussion!
[22:44:57] <Seth> Kittens?
[22:45:03] <Jess> ITT, Caturday.
[22:45:33] <Seth> But it's monday.
[22:45:46] <Montague> Belated.
[22:46:22] <Seth> Okay. :D
[22:46:51] * Retrieving #endoftheworld modes...
[22:47:25] <Montague> I was going to see if I have any pictures of the cats on my laptop, but alas I don't.
[22:48:23] <Seth> I don't either.
[22:49:58] <Montague> Not that I've ever been much of a cat person.
[22:50:12] <Dwayne> Cat's aren't my thing
[22:50:59] <Jess> They're cute, but they make me sneeze and give me funny rashes.
[22:51:12] <Seth> I like cats. They're easy to take care of.
[22:54:17] <Sheri> Cats are love <3
[22:56:27] <Kyler> eh.
[22:56:38] <Montague> I could do without all the cats in the house.
[22:56:59] <Montague> I think they find some sick pleasure in sitting on my work.
[22:57:02] <Seth> I like the cats.
[22:57:21] <Montague> I like them.
[22:57:28] <Jess> If they get annoying, you could go hide downstairs.
[22:57:38] <Jess> ...as long as I'm not like. sleeping down there or something.
[22:57:52] <Montague> But when I have a deadline and fgsfds refuses to get off my desk? I like them less.
[22:58:31] <Seth> It's been several months now and I still don't know how to pronouce that name.
[22:58:38] <Seth> Figsfuds?
[22:58:38] <Jess> figgisfiddis.
[22:58:57] <Montague> Or you could use the full name when they're in trouble.
[22:59:03] <Montague> Like a parent to a child.
[22:59:41] <Seth> Fun.
[23:06:11] <Montague> And there's Nadia.
[23:06:15] <Montague> I'll be on my way home now.
[23:06:23] <Jess> Guess I should go too, then~
[23:07:03] * Jess has left #endoftheworld.
[23:07:04] * Jess is now known as Iris
[23:07:22] * Montague Quit (Quit: So I was doing your mom last night and I thought to myself 'I just lost the game.')
[23:08:57] <Seth> Lalala~
[23:09:05] <Sheri> Mm, everyone's heading home, so I'll be off too~ later all~
[23:09:11] * Sheri Quit (Quit: )
[23:10:11] * Iris Quit (Quit: Leaving)
[23:10:27] <Seth> I guess I should go too? D:
[23:10:29] * Seth has left #endoftheworld
[23:10:36] <Dwayne> yeah
[23:10:41] * Dwayne has left #endoftheworld